I have decided to start a new travel service to cater to today's international traveling I-gaming executive. We intend to list on the U.K. AIM within weeks. Our chairman, Kyle George Goodielett, is confident our 1 penny shares will reach the moon or at least 180,000 pennies before we fall over or get arrested passing through Afghanistan.
Our exclusive flight schedule for I-gaming executives:
London to Costa Rica - London, Nigeria, Falkland Islands, Madagascar, Tibet, Moscow, Afghanistan, Korea, Falkland Islands, Lima (by boat), Costa Rica.
London to Montreal - London, Antarctica, Lima, Tonga, New Zealand, Cuba, (by canoe) Costa Rica, Greenland, Montreal.
London to Beijing - London, Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, Tibet, Myanmar (by road) Chendu, Gow Gee, Chone Ching, Ming Yang, Won Ton (by push bike), Beijing.
* All tickets are nonrefundable, and IG Flight Services requires payment in small unmarked (and cocaine-contaminated) free bills to our numbered Swiss bank account. Details on application.
e-mail: S.Jonkyl@Arizona.Senate.gov.us