A representative from America's top family values group leaked to the press this morning that the group will soon initiate an anti-Internet gambling media campaign through which it will "beat the Internet casinos at their own game." According to numerous press reports, the group has struck a deal with one of the fighters in the upcoming WBC heavyweight championship bout in Memphis. The unnamed fighter will don a henna tattoo with a "harsh message about online gambling." The representative didn't say whether it was current champion Lennox Lewis or the challenger, Mike Tyson, who will display the message tattooed across his back, although an insider indicated it would be Tyson. The contents of the message were not revealed, although the representative said the tattoo would "definitely steer a lot of people away from the demons residing in online casinos."
On a side note, the IGN editorial department asks that you disregard the preceding paragraph because none of it is true. April Fools. Sorry.