Dear IGN subscriber:
The headline that you clicked on is a pathetic and arguably childish attempt at an April Fools gag. You should feel lucky that you're not a non-subscriber who was unable to view this message, in which case you might now be plowing through search engines trying to track down the full story. Still, I apologize for any inconvenience it may have caused you.
Should you be fighting the urge to hunt me down and smack sense into me, I will be accessible and happy to absorb abuse at the Global Interactive Gaming Summit and Expo in Montreal next month. For information on how to attend this event, visit www.rivercitygroup.com/summit/index.html.
Thank you, and again, sorry.
Sincerely,
Mark Balestra, Editor
Interactive Gaming News